So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
dude. I can hear the air.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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