How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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