Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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