Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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