I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
There r osticjed everywhere
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
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I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
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I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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