I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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