Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
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He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
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it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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