I think I just saw someone hide a body.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
We have started to decorate penises.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
