why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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