CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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