Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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