At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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