Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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