Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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