stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
i want to swaddle you in tequila
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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