so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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