Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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