Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
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hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
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me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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