Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Randomize
