When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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