Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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