We're facebook friends in real life
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
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I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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