I just made out with a guy for $7.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
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Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
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You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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