Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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