And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I'm passing your future prison.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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