A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Randomize
