I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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