remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
and she was petting her beer can
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It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
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I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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