With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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