Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
The air taste purple.
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