i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
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All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
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We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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