how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
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somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Randomize