does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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