Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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