party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
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I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
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no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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