The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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