AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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