THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I need to calm my uterus...
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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