Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
well I can't set my house on fire every night
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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