Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
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If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
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I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I party with great urgency now.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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