I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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