Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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