I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
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She's the barista slut.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
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Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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