Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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