your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
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Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
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I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
do nipples grow back?
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