dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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