well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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