I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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