if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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