No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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