absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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