It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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