I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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