the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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