She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
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its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
As shirtless as possible
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
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Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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