dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.