I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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