I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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